1. @CaptainFiggy made lunch. #100happydays #Day95

    @CaptainFiggy made lunch. #100happydays #Day95

  2. http://omgtsn.fuckdaleearnhardt.club/post/95358003952



    me: I told you my thing I’m going to write a blog post about right
    about how people who kill themselves shouldn’t be defined by it?
    like people can fight the desire to kill themselves 1000 times
    and then when they die it’s like
    “oh, they LOST”

    (Source: fourloves)

  3. yeah-ditto-obvs:

    literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

    that’s it

    that’s all

    i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

  4. theaudienceapplauded:

    The Every Occasion Card

    Have a shitty motherfucking baby

    (Source: brain-food)

  5. dialga:




  6. tastefullyoffensive:

  7. http://jeffreywinger.co.vu/post/95292098529/nidoranduran-lyraeon-patrickat-lyraeon





    Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.

    GM: “Roll 2d10.”

  8. (Source: samdesantis)

  9. congalineofdurin:



    had to shut a bitch down today

    And that’s how public shootings and school shootings and shit like that happen. I’m not saying that this dude is not creepy as fuck, but this is not the way to handle this! He didn’t say anything mean (on purpose), and when you shut him down like that how the fuck do you think he’s going to react? He must know he’s somewhat creepy, but when a complete stranger that he adores tells him so vividly how creepy he is, that must wreck his world. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if he bought a gun (legally, but that’s a different issue) and went in to the store he knows you fucking work at. Just be nice to people fuck.

    Alright, you know what? I don’t want to reblog this post. I want this post to die. And I have never once reblogged to reply to someone else’s comment on this post. But this one? This one I’m fucking gonna, because how. dare. you.

    Are you seriously one of those slimy, inhuman grease traps of a human being who blame VICTIMS OF SHOOTINGS FOR THE FUCKING SHOOTINGS

    Don’t you EVER come at me and try to tell me that I need to be responsible, personally responsible, for the mental satisfaction of the kind of monsters who would do something like that. Don’t you ever tell me I have to let myself be uncomfortable around people who LITERALLY STALK ME and put on a big smile and let them down gently because in your twisted little brain it is MY JOB TO KEEP THEM FROM KILLING PEOPLE

    H O W   F U C K I N G   D A R E   Y O U

    YOU are the problem. YOU are the kind of person who justifies that kind of senseless violence by saying WELL IF SHE HAD JUST GIVEN HIM A CHANCE




    Are you fucking proud of that? Are you proud that that’s the tiny drop you choose to drop into society’s bucket? 

    I don’t care if it ‘wrecked his world’ when he was called out on his socially unacceptable, disgusting behavior. I don’t caaaaaaaare

    His actions are HIS actions. His actions are HIS fault

    the next time I see a tragedy like the elliot rodger shooting on the news, I’m gonna think of all the vile comments from people online that say it all could have been avoided if the people he threatened and menaced would just relinquish their bodies and their comfort and their personal space for him, and I’m gonna  s e e   y o u r   f a c e  and I hope you fucking know it.

    Don’t you ever talk to me. I am sick to my stomach over your fucking bullshit.

  10. agender-unicorn:



    theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

    this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

    i’ll just stick to black magic thanks

  11. It’s a Jumanji/Twister double feature kinda day. #100HappyDays #Day94 @CaptainFiggy

    It’s a Jumanji/Twister double feature kinda day. #100HappyDays #Day94 @CaptainFiggy

  12. When you work nights, you end up making dinner during the day. #100happydays #Day93

    When you work nights, you end up making dinner during the day. #100happydays #Day93

  13. #WestWing #100HappyDays #Day92

    #WestWing #100HappyDays #Day92